Has any woman operated a snake to remove a toilet jam?Is it a matter of strength?

How do you get a toilet snake or auger out of the wrong hole in the toilet?I started with one problem and now ended up with two. The original problem (toilet clogged by a customer) started yesterday the 28th, the added problem my daughter wanted to help unclog to also get away from the house. We brought our toilet snake to work and were trying that. This is when the second issue arises. She decides to put it down the OPPOSITE side where the water comes out to help flush waste down. It is now stuck and we can’t get it out. I am totally afraid to tell my boss at this point. So anyone have any good ideas??
PS My boss knows about the clog, he has tried, I have tried ( I have the sore, soon-to-blister palm to show for it), another co-worker has tried to plunge it.

What kind of “snake” can I buy for a clogged toilet.?I have an old metal one that I was told not to use on our new toilet. Are there good ones that you can buy ?

Anybody else need some motivation to go to the gym?One WOMAN’S Week at the GYM
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named “Christo”, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

________________________________
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m.. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god – with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! =)
Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around.. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!

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TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It’s a whole new life for me.

_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn’t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too.

_______________________________
THURSDAY:
Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn’t help being a half an hour late – it took me that long to tie my shoes.

He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom.. He sent some skinny bitch to find me.

Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine — which I sank.
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FRIDAY:
I hate that bastard Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.

Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don’t have any triceps! And if you don’t want dents in the floor, don’t hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn’t it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

________________________________
SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

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SUNDAY:
I’m having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun — like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

A week at the gym?A WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE MAN’S STORY
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something
wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted
to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary.
For my sixty fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear)
purchased a week of personal training at the local health club
for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my
college tennis team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good
idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal
trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old
aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim
wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!
The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress

MONDAY
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found
it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find
Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess -
with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo
Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. She
took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She was
alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attribute it to
standing next to her in her Lycra aerobic outfit. I enjoyed
watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics
class after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut
was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was
around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!

TUESDAY
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the
door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar
into the air — then she put weights on it! My legs were a
little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.
Belinda’s rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel
GREAT-!! It’s a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying on the toothbrush
on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I
believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as
long as I didn’t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO
in the club parking lot. Belinda was impatient with me,
insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her
voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when
she scolds, She gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on
the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to
simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda
told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said
some other shit too.

THURSDAY
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth expos e d
as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I
couldn’t help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to
tie my shoes. Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When
she was not looking, I ran and hid in the men’s room. She sent
Lars to find me. Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing
machine — which I promptly sank.

FRIDAY
I hate that bitch Belinda more than any human being has ever
hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid,
skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my
body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with
it. Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don’t have any
triceps! And if you don’t want dents in the floor, don’t hand me
the mother f—-n’ barbells or anything that weighs more than a
sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health
and nutrition teacher. Why couldn’t it have been someone
softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating,
shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just
hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner.
However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and
ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

SUNDAY
I’m having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can
go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that
next year my wife (the bitch) will choose a gift for me that is
fun — like a root canal or a vasectomy.

Joke: A Woman’s Week At The Gym?This is an oldie but a goodie and is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

________________________________
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess – with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!

________________________________
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda’s rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It’s a whole new life for me.

_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn’t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair master. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other sh*t too.

_________________________________
THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn’t help being a half an hour late – it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny bitch to find me.

Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine — which I sank.
_________________________________
FRIDAY:
I hate that b*tch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.

Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don’t have any triceps! And if you don’t want dents in the floor, don’t hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn’t it have been someone softer, like the
drama coach or the choir director?

________________________________
SATURDAY:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

________________________________
SUNDAY:
I’m having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little sh*t) will choose a gift for me that is fun — like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

iphone as ipod touch?I’m looking into buying an iphone from Verizon. My current phone is a Motorola Razr from 2006 and I just dropped my ipod touch in the toilet, so I figured I’d solve both problems by getting the iphone. I’ve got plans to move to Japan next August (about eight months from now) and it looks like it wouldn’t be easy to take my iphone over there and use it with their wireless service providers without a lot of issues or technical know-how. If I got a new phone over there, could I still use my iphone as a regular ipod touch? The only info I’ve seen about using an iphone as an ipod is if you upgrade to a new iphone and activate the old one as an ipod using the new SIM card. There’s no guarantee I would/could get an iphone in Japan, so if I could keep using the phone I bought in the US for music and movies, I’d be willing to pay more for the 32 or 64GB phone, whereas if I could only use it for the next 7-8 months, I would rather save my money and buy the 16GB one or just get another ipod touch and a different phone.
Ehhh, that was rather wordy. Basically, if I had an iphone and cancelled my wireless service and didn’t get a new provider, would it still work as an ipod and update software and synch with itunes the same as an ipod touch?

Ball park figure for repiping bathroom, LV?My rental house in Las Vegas has had very frequent plumbing problems lately, yesterday Roto-rooters went out and performed a camera diagnostic, and found the old metal pipe was collapsed about 6 inches in, which was causing the water overflow. They want to re-do the plumbing in the bathroom to the toilet which he said led to the main drain. My question is how much should something like this cost, and also, should I ask to get the other bathroom upgraded to newer style plumbing as well, to avoid this in the future? Roto Rooter already charged me $ 500 just for the diagnostic, and I think that may be a little on the high side. Thanks

what verizon phones are good?i dropped my phone in the toilet and im getting a new one next week, not anything to exspensive and nice for a 15 yr old girl, good phone not to high though and i have a upgrade to use

my phone broke and i dont know what to do?THIS LOOKS LONG BUT ITS RLY NOT PLEASE JUST READ! ):

i use verizon wireless and currently have, excuse me- HAD, a motorola rival. this is the 3rd one since july. the first one wasnt that bad and miraculously survived a drop on the toilet. but i noticed that the phone was coming off the track and i could very easily pull it off if i wanted too. i showed a verizon representative and they said i could use my one year warranty (not the thing where you pay 50 dollars, that is insurance but the warranty is free) so i used that. the 2nd one came in, same thing started happening. but then that weekend my phone was stolen, i pay the fifty dollars and use the insurance. 3rd one comes in and is working fabulous and in great shape. a relative and i were planning and switching phones, she was going to use her upgrade and give the new phone to me, and she would have taken the rival i had. which is probably the only reason the phone is in such good shape. i have had the phone for 3 weeks.

HERE IS THE PROBLEM.
last night my i picked up my phone and realized i heard something rattling inside. i also a few days earlier noticed my phone was .. AGAIN.. coming off the track. so i was being very careful. but anyways i grabbed my phone and shook it lightly once more and heard something again. i took the back off of my phone and took out the battery and turn it upside down and noticed that there is a very very small screw coming out of my phone near the sd port. however when i turn it upside down the screw does not fall out because the ledge of the port is blocking it. i also noticed this in my other phones but it was not as loose. so i figured no big deal.
but afer i took out my battery and noticed the screw, i put the battery back in and the back back on. and tried to turn my phone on.
well this was a FAIL. it would not turn on. so i plugged it into the charger even though it was FULLY charged before i took out the battery and it turned on. i unplugged the charger, it shut down. i repeated this process many times. and today it still continues to do this. even while plugged in it randomly shuts down and then turns back on.

PLEASE HELP ME IDK WHAT DO ?!?!?!?
WILL THE VERIZON STORE LET ME USE ANOTHER WARRANTY?? DOES THE WARRANTY COME WITH THE CELL PHONE OR WITH THE LINE?!??!
PLLLLLEEEEAAASEEEEEE HELP!!!

plumbing estimate on rerouting toilet water line?so i bought this new toilet which i dont want to return, but the way the toilet sits one of the back legs of the toilet is in the way of the water line into the toilet. can anyone give me a general estimate of what it may cost to reroute the water line to fit the toilet?

-toilet blues
charlotte nc

Have you noticed the new plumbing fixtures in some of the more modern hotel rooms?I recently stayed in a hotel in a large city, and was quite surprised that the bathroom had two toilet sized fixtures sitting next to one another. I immediately identified one as the toilet, but the other one perplexed me somewhat. It had a large oval rim, not unlike a toilet, but the overall configuration was different. Indeed, there was a dial on the side of the fixture, that when twisted, would produce a water flow from the center of the bowl.

It took me a little while, but I eventually figured out that this plumbing fixture was a drinking fountain. Granted the water wasn’t too cold and I sometimes got hair stuck in my teeth, but other than that, not a bad concept for a modern bathroom.

my husband is putting in a new toilet himself is this dangerous?Is it ok that he is doing this himself or should we call a plumber? I was just reading about possible sewer gases leaking out when you remove the old toilet, how dangerous is that? When the new toilet is in place is everything safe again? Would it smell really bad if something dangerous was leaking? Im 8 months pregnant and we have 2 year old so I just want to make sure this is safe as it’s 8 o’clock and close to bed time and the hubby is still working on it I don’t want to be scared to go to sleep. Thanks!

My husband is putting in a new toilet himself is this dangerous?Is it ok that he is doing this himself or should we call a plumber? I was just reading about possible sewer gases leaking out when you remove the old toilet, how dangerous is that? When the new toilet is in place is everything safe again? Would it smell really bad if something dangerous was leaking? Im 8 months pregnant and we have 2 year old so I just want to make sure this is safe as it’s 8 o’clock and close to bed time and the hubby is still working on it I don’t want to be scared to go to sleep. Thanks!

My computer got a mind of its own?everytime I go to do something productive it either:

1) Start beeping until i go crazy
2) Give me a wonderful blue screen
3) Restart on its own ( so If I didn’t remember the page I was browsing, then too bad for me, I lost it..unless I go back to the history)
4) Documents disappearance

and most recently, today, I was looking to write a new song, and I do it best when I have my headphones and microphone plugged so I can hear myself properly, so I go to plug my mic, and it gently decided that it was time to go, and on that same note came off. I called Acer, and they told me it would cost 258$ to replace the plastic parts, in other words, time to buy a new computer

Is it difficult to get into the University of Utah?I live in Virginia currently. I am in the 10th grade, but I am graduating next year in the 11th grade (because my school allows an early graduation program. I will have to take all my 12th grade classes along with 11th grade classes next year, in 11th grade.). I currently have a GPA of 2.7273 on the 4.0 scale. I will be graduating with an Advanced Studies Diploma instead of a Standard Diploma. I haven’t taken my SAT or ACT yet, but I plan taking it next year. My main question is this, do you think I will have a chance at getting into the University of Utah with that information? I will have taken (by graduation) 4 maths (Algebra 1, Honors Geometry, Honors Algebra 2, and Honors Pre Cal) 4 English’s (Honors English 9, Honors English 10, Honors English 11, Honors English 12) 4 Sciences (Honors Earth Science, Honors Biology, Honors Chemistry, and DC Anatomy/Physiology), 3 years of a Foreign Language (French 1, Honors French 2, Honors French 3), 4 History’s (World Geography, Honors World History part 2, Honors U.S. History, and Honors Government). I will have taken Keyboarding Applications and DC Computer Information Systems.

Overall, do you think I have a chance of getting into the University of Utah? I think i want to major in something dealing with Computers. Also, when do I start applying (since I am going to graduate in 11th grade with an Advanced Studies Diploma)?

Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines Unofficial Patches, what do I need to be tottaly up to date?I just recently got my good computer fixed after months of using my old knackered computer. I wanna get my vampire bloodlines game all up dated n stuff. far as I know I have none of the patches (when I played it earlier, it didn’t even have the personal history part in creating my vampire. I just put in the 1.2 official patch but I wanna be totally up to date with all the unofficial ones, I know 6.8 is out now.
Do I have to update them all 1 after another to get all the updates, or does 6.8 include all the updates, bug fixes n stuff from all the previous unofficial patches.
Also I want to get the Malkavian patch. The one that makes me hear voices, argue with street signs and talk to the TV.
And I seem to remember loads of other patches, like one that allows your ghoul to survive? and one to make your apartment n ghoul better?

but it’s mostly the question of to get the latest unofficial patch, do I need to get all the ones before it? and did they fix the problems of boobs n stuff being stretched across the street, and every single person turning into a vampire (a wimpy vampire that runs away but still), making blood drinking impossible

and where is the best place to get all these updates, as well as popular and safe mods?

Help choosing an engineering college?I am applying to colleges this fall. However, I do want to know if my choices are any good so far.

heres my SAT:
Math: 640
Critical reading: 640
Writing: 690

my overall gpa is about a 3.75.

I’ve also done an Internship at Georgia Tech, had a good amount of community service (about 2 – 5 hrs. per month), taken AP courses in science, math, computer, and history, been involved in athletics at my high school for all four high school years, as well as been a part of a few clubs.

My choices so far are:
1) Georgia tech
2) Illinois Urbana
3) Purdue
4) Virginia Tech

Id like to apply to a high ranking school, but at the same time, need to make sure I’m not getting in over my head. Please help me decide if these choices are reasonable or if you have any other college ideas. Thanks.

Would colleges like/dislike my grades/classes?I’m a sophomore in high school and even though I know I still have time I just wanted to know what colleges are looking for grade and class wise. here are my classes from this and last year and any held/advice would be helpful cause this year has been pretty hard.

9th Grade: the / means 1st quarter/ 2nd semester
Healthful Living = A/A
Fundamentals of Algebra = B/B (Behind in math btw)
Computer Applications = B/B
English I (Honors) = B/C

9th Grade/Second Semester:
Earth Science = A/A
Intro Math = A/A
Career Management = B/B
World History = A/A

10th Grade/ 1st Semester:
Algebra 1 = B/C
Visual Art = A/A
Biology (Honors) = D/C
Latin 1 = A/C

10th Grade/ Second Semester (only one quarter currently):
Civics & Economics (Honors) = A
Algebra 1 part 2 = C
English II (Honors) = Grade not posted but I think it is a B
Creative Writing = A

Next year:
AP English III
Geometry
Algebra II
US History (Honors)
Chemistry (might switch to honors but Idk yet)
Creative Writing II
Visual Art II
Latin II

Again any help would be greatly appreciated.
@Kym: Thanks, I actually chose the university plan and I think we need 24-26 credits I really don’t know i really should ask. Thanks for the the advise .

What is the absolute worst bathroom emergency story you have? 10 points for best story!?Here is one of mine:

The worst I ever had to go to the bathroom was in 7th grade in 7th period history. I had math 6th period and the teacher had a very strict policy about bathrooms. I had woken up late and I didn’t even have time to use the bathroom or I would miss the bus. So I hadn’t gone to the bathroom all day, and I had drunk a can of diet coke at 5th lunch. So it was a pretty pressing need go even as I got to history. I was hurrying up the stairs to get a pass from the teacher and go. So I hurried to the teacher and asked for a pass, and he said wait until after the late bell rings. I told him it was very urgent and he still said no. So I sat in my seat crossing my legs a little, needing to go more and more and MORE. It was terrible, when I started needing to cross my legs and bounce a little. I knew I had to hold it because otherwise when a little goes in your pants it gets even worse. I raised my hand as soon as the bell rang, and he ignored me! He kept explaining how to take the quiz and the instructions. By this time my bladder was about to explode, and I started shaking. Then he started passing out the quiz. I was actually clutching my pants at this point, the need was so critical. Age 13, holding my pants and nearly crying. Bouncing in my seat, legs squeezed so tight, tight as I could but never tight enough. Then he came by my desk and handed me a quiz. I told him I really really needed to go to the bathroom, and it was super urgent. I was nearly crying and he could tell. I was sitting there clutching myself! All my mind was telling me was “Get to a toilet. Get to a toilet. Don’t pee; get there as fast as you can. Hurry!” He said not until after the quiz. And so I sat there shaking trying to hold it in. Of course all I could think about was that how relieving it would be to be in a bathroom. This made it so much worse. I finished as fast as I could, thankfully it was multiple choice. By this time 15 minutes had passed and you know how bad it is when you are about to pee in your pants- every second is agony. I had a very very dire need of a toilet. Then it started coming out in a little trickle. When it starts coming it makes it even harder to hold. I ran up to his desk and said “Please I am peeing in my pants as we stand here please please let me go!” and he made me go get my hall pass for him to sign! So I ran to my desk. Everyone is staring at me, and I am crying. He starts slowly writing out a pass. I was crossing my legs and bouncing up and down, all the pee about to come out getting worse with each millisecond. I had to go in the WORST WAY. It was the worst ever. I was jumping up and down crossing my legs and holding myself fiercely in front of a whole class of seventh graders. Understand how essential it was that I get to a bathroom?? So the teacher finally hands me the hall pass, and I went sprinting out of the room holding my pants shaking and crying. The bathroom was all the way down at the other end of the main hall (and the main hall is about 1/10 of a mile long, very very long) and I was peeing a little in my pants, making it all the harder to hold. I seriously thought about running outside to a bush, but somehow I kept going. I went running down as fast as I could, telling myself “You’re almost there. Hurry!”, and then a teacher stopped me! She said “No running in the hallways, show me your hall pass.” While holding my pants sooo tightly and crossing my legs as tight as I could, jumping around, I yelled “PLEASE I REALLY HAVE TO GO!!!! I AM PEEING IN MY PANTS. THIS IS URGENT!” In a middle school hallway where the teachers all had their doors open. I am sure everyone was wondering what the heck was wrong with me. I clutched myself very hard and ran down the rest of the hall. And of course there was a line in the bathroom. I pushed past everyone, but the stalls were occupied, and I could not contain myself anymore. I banged on the door, and everyone was staring at me. And then whoosh, out it came. Right outside of the bathroom stall. I was almost there. And it was soo embarrassing! I spent the rest of the 7th period crying in a stall, then ran upstairs and got my stuff. THAT WAS THE WORST I EVER NEEDED TO GO. I had to ride the bus home too. It was awful. And it’s all true, however much I wish it wasn’t.
Umm come on ppl answer!

Your worst bathroom emergency EVER? Or someone elses?The worst I ever had to go to the bathroom was in 7th grade in 7th period history. I had math 6th period and the teacher had a very strict policy about bathrooms. I had woken up late and I didn’t even have time to use the bathroom or I would miss the bus. So I hadn’t gone to the bathroom all day, and I had drunk a can of diet coke at 5th lunch. So it was a pretty pressing need go even as I got to history. I was hurrying up the stairs to get a pass from the teacher and go. So I hurried to the teacher and asked for a pass, and he said wait until after the late bell rings. I told him it was very urgent and he still said no. So I sat in my seat crossing my legs a little, needing to go more and more and MORE. It was terrible, when I started needing to cross my legs and bounce a little. I knew I had to hold it because otherwise when a little goes in your pants it gets even worse. I raised my hand as soon as the bell rang, and he ignored me! He kept explaining how to take the quiz and the instructions. By this time my bladder was about to explode, and I started shaking. Then he started passing out the quiz. I was actually clutching my pants at this point, the need was so critical. Age 13, holding my pants and nearly crying. Bouncing in my seat, legs squeezed so tight, tight as I could but never tight enough. Then he came by my desk and handed me a quiz. I told him I really really needed to go to the bathroom, and it was super urgent. I was nearly crying and he could tell. I was sitting there clutching myself! All my mind was telling me was “Get to a toilet. Get to a toilet. Don’t pee; get there as fast as you can. Hurry!” He said not until after the quiz. And so I sat there shaking trying to hold it in. Of course all I could think about was that how relieving it would be to be in a bathroom. This made it so much worse. I finished as fast as I could, thankfully it was multiple choice. By this time 15 minutes had passed and you know how bad it is when you are about to pee in your pants- every second is agony. I had a very very dire need of a toilet. Then it started coming out in a little trickle. When it starts coming it makes it even harder to hold. I ran up to his desk and said “Please I am peeing in my pants as we stand here please please let me go!” and he made me go get my hall pass for him to sign! So I ran to my desk. Everyone is staring at me, and I am crying. He starts slowly writing out a pass. I was crossing my legs and bouncing up and down, all the pee about to come out getting worse with each millisecond. I had to go in the WORST WAY. It was the worst ever. I was jumping up and down crossing my legs and holding myself fiercely in front of a whole class of seventh graders. Understand how essential it was that I get to a bathroom?? So the teacher finally hands me the hall pass, and I went sprinting out of the room holding my pants shaking and crying. The bathroom was all the way down at the other end of the main hall (and the main hall is about 1/10 of a mile long, very very long) and I was peeing a little in my pants, making it all the harder to hold. I seriously thought about running outside to a bush, but somehow I kept going. I went running down as fast as I could, telling myself “You’re almost there. Hurry!”, and then a teacher stopped me! She said “No running in the hallways, show me your hall pass.” While holding my pants sooo tightly and crossing my legs as tight as I could, jumping around, I yelled “PLEASE I REALLY HAVE TO GO!!!! I AM PEEING IN MY PANTS. THIS IS URGENT!” In a middle school hallway where the teachers all had their doors open. I am sure everyone was wondering what the heck was wrong with me. I clutched myself very hard and ran down the rest of the hall. And of course there was a line in the bathroom. I pushed past everyone, but the stalls were occupied, and I could not contain myself anymore. I banged on the door, and everyone was staring at me. And then whoosh, out it came. Right outside of the bathroom stall. I was almost there. And it was soo embarrassing! I spent the rest of the 7th period crying in a stall, then ran upstairs and got my stuff. THAT WAS THE WORST I EVER NEEDED TO GO. I had to ride the bus home too. It was awful. And it’s all true, however much I wish it wasn’t.
Does this story make you really have to go? Because it seems like reading about pee makes you have to go more.

What is the absolute WORST bathroom story you have? 10 points!?Here is one of mine:

The worst I ever had to go to the bathroom was in 7th grade in 7th period history. I had math 6th period and the teacher had a very strict policy about bathrooms. I had woken up late and I didn’t even have time to use the bathroom or I would miss the bus. So I hadn’t gone to the bathroom all day, and I had drunk a can of diet coke at 5th lunch. So it was a pretty pressing need go even as I got to history. I was hurrying up the stairs to get a pass from the teacher and go. So I hurried to the teacher and asked for a pass, and he said wait until after the late bell rings. I told him it was very urgent and he still said no. So I sat in my seat crossing my legs a little, needing to go more and more and MORE. It was terrible, when I started needing to cross my legs and bounce a little. I knew I had to hold it because otherwise when a little goes in your pants it gets even worse. I raised my hand as soon as the bell rang, and he ignored me! He kept explaining how to take the quiz and the instructions. By this time my bladder was about to explode, and I started shaking. Then he started passing out the quiz. I was actually clutching my pants at this point, the need was so critical. Age 13, holding my pants and nearly crying. Bouncing in my seat, legs squeezed so tight, tight as I could but never tight enough. Then he came by my desk and handed me a quiz. I told him I really really needed to go to the bathroom, and it was super urgent. I was nearly crying and he could tell. I was sitting there clutching myself! All my mind was telling me was “Get to a toilet. Get to a toilet. Don’t pee; get there as fast as you can. Hurry!” He said not until after the quiz. And so I sat there shaking trying to hold it in. Of course all I could think about was that how relieving it would be to be in a bathroom. This made it so much worse. I finished as fast as I could, thankfully it was multiple choice. By this time 15 minutes had passed and you know how bad it is when you are about to pee in your pants- every second is agony. I had a very very dire need of a toilet. Then it started coming out in a little trickle. When it starts coming it makes it even harder to hold. I ran up to his desk and said “Please I am peeing in my pants as we stand here please please let me go!” and he made me go get my hall pass for him to sign! So I ran to my desk. Everyone is staring at me, and I am crying. He starts slowly writing out a pass. I was crossing my legs and bouncing up and down, all the pee about to come out getting worse with each millisecond. I had to go in the WORST WAY. It was the worst ever. I was jumping up and down crossing my legs and holding myself fiercely in front of a whole class of seventh graders. Understand how essential it was that I get to a bathroom?? So the teacher finally hands me the hall pass, and I went sprinting out of the room holding my pants shaking and crying. The bathroom was all the way down at the other end of the main hall (and the main hall is about 1/10 of a mile long, very very long) and I was peeing a little in my pants, making it all the harder to hold. I seriously thought about running outside to a bush, but somehow I kept going. I went running down as fast as I could, telling myself “You’re almost there. Hurry!”, and then a teacher stopped me! She said “No running in the hallways, show me your hall pass.” While holding my pants sooo tightly and crossing my legs as tight as I could, jumping around, I yelled “PLEASE I REALLY HAVE TO GO!!!! I AM PEEING IN MY PANTS. THIS IS URGENT!” In a middle school hallway where the teachers all had their doors open. I am sure everyone was wondering what the heck was wrong with me. I clutched myself very hard and ran down the rest of the hall. And of course there was a line in the bathroom. I pushed past everyone, but the stalls were occupied, and I could not contain myself anymore. I banged on the door, and everyone was staring at me. And then whoosh, out it came. Right outside of the bathroom stall. I was almost there. And it was soo embarrassing! I spent the rest of the 7th period crying in a stall, then ran upstairs and got my stuff. THAT WAS THE WORST I EVER NEEDED TO GO. I had to ride the bus home too. It was awful. And it’s all true, however much I wish it wasn’t.

Auto Financing Help NOW!!!!?Ok, so my current car is dying (parts are falling off I hit a bump and lost 2 parts to the car NO EXAGGERATION) and need a newer car now! This is the financial situation I’m in

1. I make about 1,300 a month
2. Don’t have any money to put down (as all of it has been put into my car to ATTEMPT to keep it on the road, probably have put 5,000 into it since last year.
3. I am 18, but thru some other bills like a cell phone my credit rating is very good, just not a long enough history behind it.
4. I do NOT have a cosigner available as everyone else has their own car they are trying to pay off.

Does anyone have any ideas on what I can do???? Again I don’t have money saved up due to trying to fix my car so anything pretty much other than financing is out of the question. PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

Oh yea, and my registration is due this month and I really don’t want to have to pay for it just to have the car break for good in a month (if i’m lucky.)
my car is a 1992 nissan stanza…the new epa combined is 20 and the requirement for it is 18. BUT i only can seem to squeeze 17 out of it if i’m lucky. What do i do.

What evidence can show psychic vampirism?I don’t think it’s possible to *prove* on the internet that psychic vampirism is real, but these videos may show evidence of it. The 1st video clip is from a History Channel documentary, called “Vampire Secrets”. It shows Kirlian photography of the electromagnetic field around a psychic vampire’s fingertips before, during, and after drawing vital energy from a donor. It also shows the electromagnetic field around the fingertips of the donor. (1:05 to 3:32)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg_lK90rhQ

The next 2 clips are from a documentary called “The Secret Life of Vampires”. Note the part where Don Henrie and 2 assistants apparently drain enough energy from a skeptic to make him collapse (part 4 from 6:28 to part 5 at 0:12). Later in part 5, note also 4:48 to 5:10. While Michelle Belanger is talking about how she seems to drain batteries in cell phones and other electrical equipment, the freshly charged batteries on the video equipment recording the interview suddenly go out.

Do you think these video clips show evidence of psychic vampirism?
I didn’t claim these clips were proof. Evidence and proof are not the same thing. Evidence points in a direction to warrent further study, while proof would be irrefutable. Please look at the videos before commenting on them.
Racer,
If you look at the sections of the clips I noted, they show apparent effects of psychic vampirism. My question isn’t about the discussion of the symbolism of vampirism on the other parts of the clips.

Psiexploration,
Thank-you for looking at my question from a scientific point of view, instead of just dismissing it out of hand.

I agree that one could set up experiments to test the for this phenomenon. Make a hypothesis. Define what to look for. Try to eliminate variables that could skew results. Test to see if results match the hypothesis.

For instance, in the 1st clip with Kirlian photos, what other variable could make the “psychic vampire’s” fingertip images look different from the “victim’s”? Maybe it’s persperation from trying to draw the victim’s energy and the emotional reaction from imagining he did? If moisture is interferring with test results, how could one eliminate that variable?

Science requires tesing, not blanket dismissals of ideas.

What kind of evidence can show psychic vampirism?I don’t think it’s possible to *prove* on the internet that psychic vampirism is real, but these videos may show evidence of it. The 1st video clip is from a History Channel documentary, called “Vampire Secrets”. It shows Kirlian photography of the electromagnetic field around a psychic vampire’s fingertips before, during, and after drawing vital energy from a donor. It also shows the electromagnetic field around the fingertips of the donor. (1:05 to 3:32)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg_lK90rhQ

The next 2 clips are from a documentary called “The Secret Life of Vampires”. Note the part where Don Henrie and 2 assistants apparently drain enough energy from a skeptic to make him collapse (part 4 from 6:28 to part 5 at 0:12). Later in part 5, note also 4:48 to 5:10. While Michelle Belanger is talking about how she seems to drain batteries in cell phones and other electrical equipment, the freshly charged batteries on the video equipment recording the interview suddenly go out.

Do you think these video clips show evidence of psychic vampirism?
I didn’t claim these clips were proof. Evidence and proof are not the same thing. Evidence points in a direction to warrent further study, while proof would be irrefutable. Please look at the videos before commenting on them.

How to unclog toilet filled with paper?So, my dumbass sister was doing her makeup in the only bathroom in our house. She put all the toilet paper she was using to wipe makeup off her face into the toilet. And she used a fuckton of toilet paper. And she didn’t even flush it every couple of times she threw some in. She left it all there.

Well, I have to go REALLY bad, and the only toilet is clogged.

HELP.

PLEASE.

SOON.

What is the best way to un-clog a toilet?my toilet is not pushing down any toilet paper.
i know its not my cespool b/c my downstairs toilet works perfectly.
and i tried a plunger many times but i doesnt really work.

any tips on how to make it work properly before i call a plumber in?

thanks

Am I supposed to flush down the toilet paper or throw it in the garbage can?I have always thrown out the toilet paper in the garbage can in my life as far as i can remember, that’s how i was taught but recently me and a friend are having a debate, because he says that most people flush it down because it is much more cleaner that way, but i say flushing it down can clog the toilet in the long run.

what do you do?

thanks
ok enough answers….i’ll flush it from now on. but what do i do with the garbage can……that can is gonna just sit there with the trash bag taking no trash!

What do you put on an indoor inclosure roof besides home depot and lowes junk?I just moved to FLA. and the heat down here is high. Should I use motor Home sealant? The top is about an inch in metal, with foam inside. (The home depot and lowes products don`t last for anything)

What do you think about Lowes cabinets?It’s come to this: We are buying our kitchen cabinets at Lowes. In a perfect world, I would buy them at a custom place, but we simply cannot afford it. Is this an ok move?
Any advice, or suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

What would it be like to work at a place like Lowes or Home Depot?Just curious..I’m looking for something part time, and the Lowes down the road is hiring, and they have a military spouse program, and I am one!

What are my chances of getting into McGill University?I would like to know if having a 4.0 out of 4.0 High School GPA, a 22-25 ACT Score(example, not my actual scores), a vast amount of extracurricular educational activities such as: Junior Achievement & gaining the opportunity on behalf of the Junior Achievement Board to be a two time delegate (representative) in a row to attend the Junior Achievement jaX (2009) and NEXT Generation Business Leaders Conference(2010) in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada & Kingston, Ontario, Canada– attending first McMaster’s University for one week in 2009 and Queen’s University for one week in 2010, various work experiences in and out of office, percussionist music teacher as a Senior in High School, Fitness Warmup Instructor as a Senior in High School, attendance of a vast amount of WorkShops(in Business[Production, Management, Human Resources, Finance, Innovation&Technology, Public Speaking, Networking, Marketing, Innovation and Diversity, Analysis, Creativity, Social Innovation, Scotia-Bank Interactive Sessions, Bell Future Workforce Interactive Sessions, Effective Teams), and Photography] and recognition of High School Honors Graduate and Valedictorian completing Algebra I, Algebra II, Geometry, Trigonometry, English 1-4, World History, American History, Economics, World Geography, Physical Science, Biology, Chemistry, Speech, Health, Computer, Spanish 1 & 2, French 1, Music, Religion: Book of Proverbs, New Testament, and Life of Christ, Typing, Etymology, Choir, & Band, as well as former Head Junior Writer for Local Magazine and Radio Show Host, 2010 Local Creative Cultural Writing Winner, International Winner of Male- Vocal Solo, Male- Expressive Reading, Photography, and both Track-and-Field(100m & 200m), International Representative in Track-and-Field and also, a chance of making the McGill’s Track Team, and if available, a part of the McGill Band(Percussionist) and Choir(Tenor/Bass Singer) – Majority of the completed subjects such as Geometry, Speech, Health, Spanish 1&2 are all completed with a 100% Average. I just gave a VERY average ACT Score, but with all these statistics, please given me an idea of WHAT ACT Score will be a pretty good score to say, “I’m in.” Thank You!

Extremely bored in the valley of boredom so here is a survey for you yahoo-ers )?Say whether you like or don’t like the following and which one is your favourite and least favourite. Feel free to copy and paste the questions when you write your answer since there are loads of questions )

Sandwich:
Grilled cheese
Egg mayo
Tuna mayo
Roast beef
Smoked salmon
Smoked salmon with cream cheese
Ham
Ham and coleslaw
Cheese and cucumber
PB + J
Nutella
Nutella and banana
Chicken
Chicken and stuffing
Cheese and tomato
Egg salad
Ham salad
Cheese salad

Cake:
Chocolate cake
Vanilla cake (plain)
Red velvet cake
Carrot cake

Drink:
Coke
Sprite
Still Water
Sparkling water
Milk
Hot chocolate
Coffee
Orange juice
Tomato juice
Fanta
Tango
Lemonade
Homemade lemonade
Cream soda
Ginger ale
Red bull
Monster

Colour:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Indigo
Violet
Pink
Purple
Brown
Black
White
Grey
Turquoise

Pet:
Dog
Cat
Turtle
Hamster
Guinea pig
Rabbit

Subjects:
English
Maths
Art
Science
PE-Ball games:
-Rounders
-Tennis
-Netbal/Volley ball
-Badminton
-Cricket
-Football
PE others;
-Dance
-Cross country
History
Geography
Food tech
Design technology-computer graphics
Design technology-woodwork/workshop
R.E (religious education)
ICT (computers)
PD (personal development)
Lunch
Languages
Textiles

Movies:
Twilight;
-Twilight
-New Moon
-Eclipse
Harry Potter;
-The Philosopher’s Stone
-The Chamber of Secrets
-The Prisoner of Azkaban
-The Goblet of Fire
-The Order of The Phoenix
-Half Blood Prince
-The Deathly Hallows part 1
Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging
Shrek
The Parent Trap
Fred the Movie
The Inbetweeners Movie (I know it isn’t out yet but still say if you like or don’t like inbetweeners)
Despicable me

Music:
Michael Bublé
Cee Lo Green
Ellie Goulding
Pixie Lott
Katy Perry
Kathy Beth Terry
Demi Lovato
Adele
AKON
Beyoncé
Alexandra Burke
Lady Gaga
Take That
Michael Jackson
Alicia Keys
Owl City
The Saturdays
Kings Of Leon
Kesha
Avril Lavigne
Bruno Mars
The Wanted
Olly Murs
Kayne West
Miley Cyrus
Tinchy Stryder
Eminem
Eliza Doolittle
Taylor Swift
Cheryl Cole
Florence and the Machine
Jessie J
Will.I.Am

Lol so answer away guys )

wtf just happened to my computer?I turned it off, and then when I tried to turn it back on it would start up, and then stop at the “Welcome” screen. Then it would reboot and do it all over again. I left it on, and eventually it started up and said “Windows has recovered from some unexpected thing”

Now the confusing part- All of my files are fine, however, their configuration is messed up. They’re all treating me like it’s my 1st time using them. My desktop was empty, and my background is just black. Example: My music is still on my computer, yet Itunes is treating me like it’s my 1st time using it and wants me to configure itunes. My toolbar is gone on firefox, my history is gone, and it also thought it was my 1st time using it because it said that it wasn’t my default browser, and was set to the default firefox homepage.
I don’t think this is a virus, because I have run malwarebytes, avast, avg, and a few other antivirus programs, and they all came back with nothing. System Restore is not an option because when this happened it also got rid of all of my restore points….

WTF?!