I’m going to Spain! Can you help translate the following 14 lines into Spanish for The Bearded One?1. Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
2. I’ll take four fried chickens and a coke.
3. Dude, next time put a little less garlic in the salsa.
4. Toto, I don’t think were in Kansas anymore.
5. Do you have a baseball bat handy? I think there is a zombie at the door.
6. Have you seen a man with six fingers on his right hand?
7. my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
8. Inconceiveable!
9. Move it you SUV cow!!!
10. How did you get the whole enchalada in your mouth at one time?
11. No, Our leader is not a Zombie Chimp.
12. How YOU doing?
13. I need to find a toilet fast!!! Can you guide me to one?
14. Can you direct me to the nearest Guinness?
Flo… I may need you to come with…
Answer by lkrhtr70
My spanish isn’t that good-but that’s going to be hilarious
-you forgot dry white toast
Answer by Flo
mesero, hay una mosca en mi sopa
voy a querer cuatro pollos fritos y una coca
para la proxima poné menos ajo en la salsa
toto, ya no creo que estemos en kansas
tenes un bate de baseball a mano? creo que hay un zombi en la puerta
has visto a un hombre con seis dedos en la mano derecha?
mi nombre es indigo montoya, mataste a mi padre, preparate para morir
inconcevible
9-no idea
como hiciste para meter toda la enchilada en tu boca?
no, nuestro lider no es un mono zombi
como estas?
necesito encontrar un baño rapido. podes guiarme hacia uno?
me podes dirigir hacia la guinness más proxima?
Answer by nippy115
1. Mozo, hay una mosca en mi sopa.
2. quiero 4 pollos fritos y una coca cola.
3.Amigo, la proxima vez ponle menos ajos a la salsa.
4.Toto, creo que ya no estamos mas en Kansas.
5.Tienes un bate de beisbol a la mano?Creo que hay un zombie en la puerta.
6.Han visto a un hombre con seis dedos en la mano derecha?
7.Mi nombre es Indigo Montoya. Tu mataste a mi padre. Preparate para morir.
8. Inconcebible!
9. Muevete vaca SUV!
10. Como te metiste toda la enchilada en la boca de un solo bocado?
11. No, nuestro lider no es un mono zombie.
12. Como estas?
13.Necesito ir a un baño rapido!!! Me puedes guiar a uno?
14.Puedes dirigirme al Guiness mas cercano?
hahaha
Who’s your FAVORITE character from The Wizard of OZ?Mines the scarecrow, and Toto! 
And from The WIZ, it’s the Scarecrow ( Michael Jackson!) And the one big lady who sits on the toilet throne! XD What about you?
@Mari C, BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I TOTALLY AGREE It was pretty hilarious!
Answer by кαℓуη♥
The lion.
Answer by MJ FOREVER ❤ ❥
The Scarecrow and the Lion and Dorothy
Answer by NeonValium
Wizard of Oz-Toto
Wicked!-Boq & Fiyero
Tin Man-The scarecrow
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Friend vs. Ghost and Mythological Creatures. What to do?So heres the glitch, my friend Jeanie just moved into a new house about 4 days ago. Everything was settled and fine till this one day. She and I were watching a movie on the weekend and it was about mythological/spiritual creatures and all this superstition business if ya’ll know what im saying. I forgot what the movie was called, but anywho so during the movie i can tell that she was scared
poo-less because for 1 she screamed and dropped her burito on my foot, 2 she dropped the bag of popcorn twice and 3 she had a little panty incident. I had to stop the movie before anything else could go wrong. A few days after the movie, she was convinced that she saw a “demon” or “ghost” from the dark side and it told her it was going to haunt her for the rest of her life. She claimed to soon be possessed by a demon. I found that ridiculous and strange. Now shes convinced that there are mythological creatures all over the space of this earth. She saw a “teradactalin” in the garden which was supposedly a thick 7 inch snake monster that comes out only at night and crawls in your bed to bite cha. Then when she was at a river she saw a river spirit who said if she gets near the water she will drown in her own tears. There were many more spirits and mythological creatures that she claimed to have seen but there was a main one in particular that she talked to. Apparently it was a toilet spirit in her house who died by a murderer who killed her in the washroom about 7 years before Jeanie moved in. The ghosts name was Havanna. Havanna has black hair, pale skin and tons of bloody scars across her body. Jeanie is scared to go in the washroom because Havanna drinks the toilet water leaving it water-less as she leaves poo stains on the toilet. Havanna also haunts ya when ur during ur business in the toilet so that more stool will come out and all that other business. My friend is scared to set foot in her bathroom cause thats the only place Havanna haunts. She remains in the washroom but disregard every other place in the house. Jeanie only has 1 washroom in her house cause she lives in an apartment so this causes her to do her business in the hallway at night when nobody passes by. This has been the cause of bad odour and disgusting droppings in the hallway as the manager of the building have been trying to investigate the case of this mystery. She showers either at my house or goes to the gym and shower. She also has a dog named toto, whom she sent to go in the washroom. The dog went in there and Havanna scared the deuce out of it and it vomited rabit and mice droppings all over the bathroom floor. I still dont know how jeanie can live in that house but she is now mortified and became a lunatic if ya know what im saying. Shes insane and she cant leave the house. One day i walked in her house without knocking and i saw her sitting on the floor cross-legged staring at a blank wall. I asked her what she was doing and she did not reply back until 30 mins later. I was freaked. What should i do about my friend? should i get her into the insane assylum? or should i get her evicted from her home? should i talk to this “ghost”?
Answer by justt-kissMe<3
Yes.
Answer by Alexa
You are one clever troll. I actually believed you for a moment. Up until the burrito part, to be exact.
…But, if this is real… Seriously, throw her in the Funny Farm. She needs help.
Answer by tommy g
whatever the movie, your friend died a little inside because of it and you should file a law suite.
ps why again does a ghost haunt her toilet, and not her whole house.
pps that apartment sounds reeeeeeeealy unsanitary if there is crap all over the hall floor
Am I the only 80′s music fan here that’s wondering about this Japanese toilet brand called TOTO?For those who don’t know TOTO is an American band of awesome musicicans who started in the 70′s as session musicians for Steely Dan, Seals and Crofts, Boz Scaggs, Sonny and Cher, and many others. Their music blends pop, rock, soul, funk, progressive rock, hard rock, R&B, and jazz. They won 6 Grammy’s in the 1982 with their album “TOTO IV”, with hits like “Rosanna” and “Africa” which opened the door for another three hit singles from the same album, and for their help in the writing of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” album with the song “Human Nature” that was later covered in recording by Miles Davis.
OK. TOTO is in my top 3, if not the top, of my favorite 80s bands. I guess this is just a good reminder Y!A is all about information. So what about those toilets? Have you wizzed on a TOTO in any public places lately?
Answer by LuLu
lol Now I’ll be going into evey public restroom JUST to read the toilets!!
Answer by So_you_want_to_know
Love the 80s music, major fan. Also love Toto, but what the heck are you talking about wizzing on a toto?? Sorry, im from a small country and must be not be up to date with what goes on?? A Toto?? Lol, now ive heard it all.
Answer by Ras
My favorite Toto song is “99,” and it’s one of my favorite songs, period. I wouldn’t pee in a Toto, just out of respect for the band.
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Mesero, hay una mosca en mi sopa
Me das cuatro pollos fritos y una soda coca.
Para lo proxima, no le pongas tanto ajo a la salsa
Toto, creo que ya no estamos en Kansas
Tienes un bat de beisbol a la mano? Creo que hay un zombie en la puerta.
Alguna vez haz visto un hombre con seis dedos en su mano derecha?
Me llamo/ mi nombre es Indigo Montoya. Tu mataste/asesinaste a mi padre. Preparate para morir.
Inconcebible!
Muevete vaca SUV!
Como te metiste una enchilada entera de una sola vez?
No, nuestro lider no es un chango zombie.
Como estas TU?
Necesito un baño rapido!! Me puedes dirigir hacia uno?
Me puedes dirigir hacia el Guiness mas cercano?
Ok i’m mexican and flo already said these. pero you have to know that spanish from mexico is different than spanish from spain.some words dont mean the same. so en eso no creo que te pueda ayudar…lo lamento muchisimo. oh and the a-q-cent is different…..sadly i have the aqcent from spain lol. like the difference is that spain spanish shounds idk…more americasized with like italian. its wierd. i get on my cousins nerves cuz i talk like that but i’m as beaner as it gets LOL (well not really i know some beaners that are really out there lol) asi que i hope u have fun in spain……and if you really dont know the language go to ur local book store and like get a spanish dictionary lol so like i really didn’t answer ur question did i? oh wait u asked if i can translate them right? well my answer is YES i can. there i did answer….and i gave u some otra forma de informacion. portate bien en la maravillosa paiz que es Espania. y no tomes tanto ok?! lol jk (sorry i dont have the N in spanish on this keyboard so i spelled spain diff.)
1-camarero,hay una mosca en mi sopa
2-quiero cuatro pollos fritos y una coca-cola
3-amigo,la proxima vez hecha menos ajos a la salsa
4-Toto, no creo que sigamos en Kansas
5-¿tienes un bate de baseball a mano?creo que hay un zombie en la puerta
6-¿has visto a un hombre con 6 dedos en su mano derecha?
7-me llamo Indigo Montoya.mataste a mi padre.prepárate para morir
8-¡inconcevible!
9-muévelo vaca
10-¿cómo te has metido toda la ensalada ala vez en la boca?
11-no,nuestro líder no es un chimpancé zombie
12-¿cómo vas?
13-necesito un baño rápido.llévame a uno!
15-¿puedes dirigirme hacia el Guinness más cercano?
1. Camarero, hay una mosca en mi sopa.
2. Tomaré cuatro pollos fritos y una coca.
2. Hombre, la próxima vez pon menos ajo en la salsa.
4. Toto, créo que ya no estamos en Kansas.
5. Tienes un bate de beisbol a la mano? Créo que hay un zombie en la puerta.
6. ¿Has visto un hombre con seis dedos en la mano derecha?
7. Mi nombre is Indigo Montoya. Tu mataste a mi padre. Prepárate a morir.
8: Inconcebible.
9. Muévete vaca (SUV).
10. ¿Cómo te metiste una enchilada entera de una sola vez?
11. No, nuestro líder no es el Mono Zombie.
12. ¿Cómo estás?
13. Necesito encontrar un aseo pronto!! Me puedes guiar a uno?
14. ¿Puedes dirigirme al Guiness más cercano?
If you are coming to Spain, here the toilet is called Aseo and not baño like in Latin America, and the waiter is called camarero.
OMGGGG THE WIZARD OF OZ IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE!
I thought the wiz was horrible though lol, not even close to being as good as the wizard of oz..
Anywhooo, mine are the lion, scarcrow, dorthy, toto, glinda ALL OF THEM lol =)
Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. From the Wiz, Evillene.
The cowardly lion and Dorothy
In the Wiz it’s The Scarecrow (of course), the tin man, and the lady that sits on the throne haha. I can’t remember her name but i LOVED her song. ‘NO BAD NEWSSSSS!” Bwahaha.
Oddly enough, my favourite characters are The Scarecrow and Toto as well.
I didn’t like The Wiz, that movie is only for farts and laughs.
I like the movie but I don’t have a favorite character. Although, I think the best was the Scarecrow. And, yes. I only watched and liked the scarecrow in the Wiz, because of Michael
The Lion. He jumped clean through a window– THAT spit was hilarious.
Scarecrow definitely!!!
Wizard of Oz: Tin-Man definately lol!
Wiz: Scarecrow
The Scarecrow The Wizard of Oz and from The Wiz
Dorothy,Toto,The Cowardly Lion,The Scarecrow and The Tin Man
stay away
No, but I own a TOTO toilet. It’s the best, most comfortable, most powerful toilet made.
1) Africa
2) Rosana
3) I wont hold you back
Love the 80′s
Here in Singapore Toto is a weekly lottery that is similiar Lotto. Its a big draw for us Singaporeans with a minimum top prize of abt S$ 500,000 to be won.